An UltiMate Abroad
Friday 14 February 2014
Guildford: Day 1
The Flight
Having never flown more than 6hrs before I was a bit apprehensive about the 22hrs on a plane that lay ahead of me. Particularly given my neck problems, back problems, shoulder problems, knee problems etc etc. You get the picture.
I attempted to reduce these issues by checking in early and selecting aisle seats so I could get up and about without restriction. I had everything sorted and packed by midday before my flight. All I had to now was get out to the airport to make my 10:50pm flight. Everything was organised. Except for one small problem...
My flight wasn't at 10:50, it was at 8:50. It turns out I can't read 24hr time and I had converted 2050 to 10:50. I had turned up for my first international flight only to watch the plane flying away without me. Shit!
Luckily for me, Emirates is awesome and put me on the next flight that night, which was at 2:30 in the morning. So after experiencing panic, shame and relief; in roughly that order, I finally got on my plane out of Australia. And it turned out I had scored an exit row, an empty exit row. Things had started to go my way.
So after revelling in my empty exit row for the trip to Singapore, it unfortunately filled up after our the stopover. 30 minutes into the trip to Dubai the lady on the end moved to a free aisle. The muppet beside me took another 2 hours to shift into the empty seat.
I got 2 more hours of spacial bliss, and then the kid behind me woke up. I learnt very quickly that he was a pretty good soccer player by the strength of his kicks to the back of my seat. Unfortunately his parents were asleep and the kid was too young to berate. So I endured this intermittently until we landed in Dubai.
So after landing in Dubai and giving up my glorious exit row seat it was time to continue through to Heathrow. This leg was relatively uneventful although the cabin got a good laugh when a woman screamed in fright when woken for her meal... Twice.
I finally made it to London about 6.5hrs after I was supposed to. I still needed to get out to Guildford which the cab driver was not to happy about. So £130 later I had arrived. Just in time to crash out massively.
Fun fact: I am still yet to use the toilet on an aeroplane.